diddy friend 

A fair-weather friend who is only interested in you if you have money, prestige, or fame.

Dude's just a diddy friend. Minute my cash is gone, he's outta here.

diddy friend by Redneckmama February 6, 2008

Friend of Diddy 

An individual who has an interest in nefarious sex parties, like those Sean "diddy" Combs has allegations for.

Did you hear Paul is throwing a party?

Yeah but I don't think I'll go... He's a friend of diddy

Friend of Diddy by Bscabl December 23, 2024

Friend daddy 

Someone who you like, and yet you deny it so that is what we call our friend daddy

Hey friend daddy💦

Friend daddy by Nuggetsarebaddoeyou June 2, 2018

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl 

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.

"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl by basedwhip February 15, 2023