So, my parents did me dirty means that, in most cases, your parents think they are good to even excellent parents. However, let’s be absolutely real here. They were not. They were narcissists. They neglected you. They subjected you to abuse. They stood by and did not care when you were sexually abused. That kind of bullshit.

So, I’m in intensive therapy as my parents did me dirty. I’m so fucked up that I got caught sucking dick out by the McDonald’s dumpster with a man that just got out of prison.

my parents did me dirty by Purplenado March 7, 2023

proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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