Skip to main content

dickpilled 

Accepting as a straight man that human penises are a beautiful part of creation, even though you aren't sexually attracted to them.
Sam: "Penises are disgusting!"
Stephen: "Genesis 1:31- And God saw everything that He had made, and behold, it was very good."

Jonah: "Bro get dickpilled."

Dickrolled 

The act of clicking a link and being misled to a picture of a penis. After which, the link-giver must advise you that you have been Dickrolled.
Hey Howie!
Click this: <insert link>
(he clicks it)

LOL YOU GOT DICKROLLED.
Dickrolled by n0return October 27, 2009

Dickellectual 

A man or woman who is intelligent but only in dick form
First dude-“Bro my mamas just cheated on me”
Other dude -“man she’s a Dickellectual“
A red and black capsule you take with a glass of water fifteen minutes before you anticipate needing it.
I might need to take a dickpill when I go hangout with you at your place.
dickpill by UDontKnowJack June 23, 2019

dickcellence 

The act of demonstrating excellence with your dick.
Did you see hear about how long Derek plowed that chick for? That was a demo of some serious dickcellence.
dickcellence by iamdalehearmeroar October 25, 2010

dickticles 

I got so mad at him, I wanted to nail him in the dickticles.
dickticles by creativeactivist March 12, 2010