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dicking yourself 

when you're screwing up and should really stop talking but you don't and you end up digging a grave for yourself
"Karen, stop saying that, you're making it worse -- stop dicking yourself"
dicking yourself by emmmizzlee December 30, 2021
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Dicking yourself into a hole 

Being an ass while proverbially putting your foot in your mouth.
Daniel: "I hate people who chew gumballs. They all turn out to be sick bastards who like white rhinos more than people."
Jen: "Oh my god, Daniel. I'm chewing a gumball. Do you think I'm an asshole?"
Daniel: "Oh, no, no, no! No, you're a very nice girl. Who maybe looks like a White Rhino, but I'm sure you don't like them more than me because I'm--uh, no. Not in a bad way. You're just really pale. No, please don't leave! Jen, you're the best date I've ever had!"
Jen: "Ok Daniel you are just dicking yourself into a hole."

Ducking yourself 

Exposing yourself to being a PDF.
Dude: LOL did you just admit to having sex with a barely 18 teenager?
Duck: NO U
Dude: You're really ducking yourself right now.
Ducking yourself by Enchi's Mom June 14, 2022
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