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Dick Wagon 

Similar to that of a douche bag.

The act of making yourself look stupid, while attempting to look cool. Usage of internet words in a place where such words are looked down upon.

To degrade others to make yourself look cool, often in an audience where people don't know who you are.

Literally, a wagon, but with dicks on it.
"OMG, I am going to switch teams next time, cuz you guys suck, WTF"

"Hey there, Jimbo, don't be such a dick wagon."
Dick Wagon by Irbster2 February 7, 2008
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Dick Wagon 

A person that is a dick and talks shit about everyone, including his girlfriend!
Man he talks so much shit about her, hes a dick wagon.

Daniel Shaw is a Dick Wagon.
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dick wagon 

When someone has taken so much dick that it follows them around like a wagon full of dicks
You see Sally last night? Yeah but she has a dick wagon
dick wagon by kylie dempsey January 31, 2015

Dick Wagon 

A taxi full of horny single dudes lacking any sort of female companions rocking out to Bon Jovi.
Let's jump in the Dick Wagon and head back to HB.
Dick Wagon by Dwagon1 June 9, 2015

Dick Wagon 

A Dick Wagon is that one person we all know who doesn’t consciencely do anything without first saying to themselves “Will I look like a dick if I do this?” If the answer is yes then they will do it 100% of the time.
My day was going really great until that Dick Wagon called me just to be a pain in the ass and throw a monkey wrench in my plans.
Dick Wagon by Kareem Oliver D'Belli September 27, 2017

Dick Wagon 

A taxi full of horny single dudes lacking any sort of female companions rocking out to Bon Jovi.
Let's jump in the Dick Wagon and head back to HB.
Dick Wagon by Dwagon1 June 9, 2015

Dick Wagon 

A man or Hermaferdite whose penis looks like a red flyer wagon. the sides look as if they are squished like a banana; rounded at the edges and triangular at the head of it.
Mike The Situation is on the outside but hes a total queef nugget and has a Dick Wagon.
Dick Wagon by Jake Thompson 1 December 15, 2010