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Dick Twitch 

1. A muscle spasm in a mans penis 2. An insult to someone who is being a douche
1 Damn, sometimes I get these really bad dick twitches making my meat go left and right. 2 Shut the fuck up you stupid dick twitch.
Dick Twitch by Maybegaymaybenot September 6, 2017

dick twitch 

A scene in a movie or television show that excites a man's penis due to high amounts of action or nudity.
Watching Species II made my dick twitch for 90 minutes straight.

Dick Twitch 

A spontaneous, short burst of arousal that is stimulated by looking at a sexually explicit or lewd image. Not a erection or a chub. Its a natural response your penis makes to indicate that what it just looked at was pleasing or nutworthy. Could be a sign of coomerism or too much cooming on the penis that it attempts to limit its mobility by just twitching and not get full-on boners.
"As i was scrolling through my feed, i saw a nice pair of tits of the perfect size and my dick twitched the moment my eyes glared at them."
Dick Twitch by Moe Lester J November 5, 2020

Dick twitch 

When your dick twitches unnoticeably and uncontrollably
"Why the fuck did my dick twitch "
Dick twitch by Doorhanblue January 3, 2017

Dick Twitch 

The shaky tingles a guy gets in his dick after he busts a nut.
Stop bitch!! You know I can’t take that shit once I get the dick twitches!!!
Dick Twitch by FreddyKT December 2, 2017

my dick twitched 

Your DICK just twitched really hard, or after and ejaulation, it twitch.
Baby, my 2 inches dick just twitched
Baby, my dick twitched too.

Ass u see, they are gay, but nothing wrong with being gay
my dick twitched by I fuck for memes February 18, 2018
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