Dick swab 

Interchangeable with fuckwit but additionally despise as being incompetent or utterly useless

Reckons he’s a genius but he’s an absolute dick swab

Dick swab by TuTuTu May 10, 2018

dick swab 

someone that is used to swab..or clean..a dick..as in sucking on it to get all the shit off of it..

"yeah baby...lick that shit off..you're such a good dick swab.."

dick swab by o0 kinky March 15, 2003

dick swab 

when your about to cum, you ejactulate in ones ear then clean it out with your penis.

girl one: did he fuck you in th ear?

girl two: no just the usual dick swab.

dick swab by xxchristxx July 25, 2009

Dick Swab 

An ugly Chick that slurps the cum off of your cock after the hott chick sucks you off.Only worthless whores or just gnasty bitches that can't get any are dick swabs.Hvae fun with your new phrase boys & girls!

"this Gross bitch is such a whore it makes me sick"
"Yeah,I know,The only thing that bitch is good for is for a dick swab!"

Dick Swab by JGG April 3, 2003

Dick swab 

Person with cream coloured fungi on inside of bell end

He's a dick swab

Dick swab by John Burroughs September 23, 2018

cotton swab dick chick 

A girl who uses a cotton swab to gather seminal fluid from dicks.

Hey, stop that girl! She's a cotton swab dick chick and she's stole me cum. (say it in an Irish accent)

cotton swab dick chick by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016

Dickswab 

Female equivalent of a douchebag.

Whenever a girl does something retarded you can call her a dickswab. It's the counter to douchebag.

"Annette, stop being such a dickswab!"

"Why is Alexa a dickswab every time she drinks"?

Dickswab by Corey CA November 24, 2010