dick of the week

The unwitting gentleman who ends up in a relationship with a serial monogamist who changes boyfriends so often it's hard to keep up.

OMG! That girl's Facebook page says "in a relationship" for the 3rd time this month. I wonder if that guy knows he's just the dick of the week.

by Beefmaster Matrix February 14, 2015

National dick grope week

October 6-12 is the week you get to grope anyone dick

I can’t wait till its National dick grope week

by Ass slapping October 3, 2019

Destroy Dick Week

Destroy Dick Week is a challenge to nut 31 times in 7 days

Bob: Its impossible to nut 31 times in one week.
Dan: Challenge Accepted
Bob: You really want to try Destroy Dick Week?

by radioturtle September 19, 2018

National Suck Dick Week

National suck dick week is October 21-27. During this week you have an excuse to get your dick sucked o whateva

Bro 1: Yo, it’s national suck dick week
Bro 2: Yeah man I have to suck your dick but no homo

by Bad Bitch Energy October 20, 2019

National send a dick pic to the homies week

In the week from April 20-26 the homies have to send AT LEAST ONE dick pic to each other.

Friend 1: *sends friend 2 a dick pic*
Friend 2: what the fuck is wrong with you man?
Friend 1: “it’s national send a dick pic to the homies week man.”
Friend 2: “oh, my bad.” *sends a dick pic back*

by willy1646 April 23, 2020

DSW (dick sucking week)

Dick Sucking Week is when a female/ woman is on her menstrual cycle and doesn't participate in sex but will have oral sex during that time.

Him.. It's been a while, can we have sex?
Her .. It's that time of the month, #DSW (dick sucking week) to you😂 will that work?

by Dekevanicole December 8, 2023

Kick dick week

Kick any boys dick for a whole week

I want to kick your dick so badly because it’s kick dick week

by Mgb1238746 October 2, 2020