Dick Nick 

A terrible insult my friend made up that he thinks was a stroke of comedic genius.

*Gets shot in a game*
Tyler: You fucking dick nick
Jack: What????

Dick Nick by threeeyeddeer June 25, 2023

Big Dick Nick 

The greatest man alive, Nick Foles. Standing at 6 feet and 6 inches tall and weighing in at 243 lbs. he is rumored to have the largest cock on the Philadelphia Eagles, hence the nick name “Big Dick Nick”.

“Hey, did you see Big Dick Nick beat Tom Brady in the Super Bowl”?

Big Dick Nick by DonkeyDick333 February 9, 2018

Big Dick Nick 

A man with such a large penis that he can do no wrong. Usually found in the Philadelphia area. There is only one Nick with such a big dick. Owner of the New England Patriots and the Los Angeles Rams. Sometimes referred to as St. Nick. This word can be used as a compliment to others doing something well.

Damn did you see the game? Big Dick Nick did it again.

Slow down man I can't keep up. Who do you think you are, Big Dick Nick?

Big Dick Nick by Dougyfreshqtizzle December 17, 2018

Tiny Dick Nick 

One by the name of nick who has a 4 inch penis.

"Hey look there's Tiny Dick Nick!

Tiny Dick Nick by SecondHandMan May 21, 2013

dirty dick nick 

A low life loser who will stick their penis into any thing or person just to be able to say they did

"Hey I just had sex with a girl who had a bad yeast infection! " "What the fuck is wrong with you Dirty Dick Nick"

dirty dick nick by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj October 24, 2023

Nigger Dick Nick 

A white male with an abnormally large penis

Girl 1: "So how is Eric in bed?"
Girl 2: "Amazing! He is totally a Nigger Dick Nick."

Nigger Dick Nick by Reconify July 2, 2019

big dick nick 

Big Dick Nick, also known as 'Nickelback,' 'Nickelodeon' or 'Nick Nack Patty Wack, Give a Dog a Boner,' is Nick. He has a big dick.

Hey its Big Dick Nick over there! That guy has a big schlong!

big dick nick by Waiskies May 15, 2016