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Dick In a Butt

An expression used to describe how tight something is. Tightness can either be the literal definition or the slang term.
"Damn, that dude's skinny jeans are tighter than dick in a butt."

"Oh shit, that freestyle was tighter than dick in a butt."
by Trap Life 44 March 19, 2010
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stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas

To pass off bad news as good news. Usually it applies to when this act is incredibly obvious and poorly executed. When this is done, it is usually even more offensive than simply telling someone the bad news.
The doctor said that Joe was lucky to be paralyzed, since he'd no longer have to worry about getting into skateboarding accidents. All he did was stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas.
by magusguy October 1, 2007
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Butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.

An expression of extreme disbelief or shock.
Obama hasn't been lynched yet? Well butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.
by obamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 1, 2009
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