dick forest

Same thing as a sausage fest.

Sausage fest = dick forest

by Chebis Silons June 11, 2006

Dick Forest

A forest full of dick's. Also known as a gay wonderland.

Martin: Hey there's a forest... and its full of dick's!
Richard: So it's a dick forest?

by iGeordie January 24, 2013

Forest dick

A tree huger that tends to make it more then hugging by putting his dick in the tree and you get splinters

My Forest dick hurts from all those splinters

by Big dick madden April 15, 2020

mobile dick forrest

This is a cluster of males surrounding one female. The natural habitat is Embry Riddle Aeronautical University. The forest tends to follow the female, each member hoping to one day get lucky, although that will never happen because they are all friend zoned and being used.

Dude, did you see that chick's mobile dick forrest, it was very dense today.

by Dactlyer696969 April 28, 2009

firestick and dick

A phrase which supersedes "Netflix and chill" and accepted amoug all sexual orientation with the exception of lesbians. This is in invitation to acquire company to enjoy a movie via amazon firestick while enjoying sex.

Her: hey! Firestick and dick tonight?
Him: you bring the fire, I'll bring dick.

by NVprophecy January 13, 2017

By the foreskin on my dick

A funnier and more extreme version of "By the skin of my teeth". Emphasizing a very close shave or a very narrow escape from danger.

"Phew, that was close. I literally survived that by the foreskin on my dick."

by ThDnMv June 14, 2023