dick broom

A mustache.

The faggot swept off the cock he sucked with his dick broom.

by justin January 19, 2003

Dick Broom

Dick Broom is when a man participating in a game of ookie cookie finishes last but he also has a thick, bushy mustache that dusts over the top of the cookie. Much like a cookie duster. Collecting the semen in the mustache.

Dave's mustache totally turned into a dick broom last night.

by red like roses May 25, 2015

Dick Broom

Homosexual insult about ones mustache.

Thats a nasty looking dick broom

by Atomi69 January 15, 2011

Dick Broom

Another term for a mustache.

We all made fun of Johns new mustache by calling it a dick broom.

by ThatguyfromJapan August 22, 2010

Dick Broom

A mustache.

Bishop needs to shave his dick broom, he looks like a pervert!

by Young Old Guy November 01, 2018

Broom Dick

A large penis. The shaft of which resembling the handle of an older broom. Coined by Men in the 2010 era with Large Dicks. There is also a clan known as the BDB aka" Broom Dick Bros"

Random Girl-" man that one nighter had a broom dick'

Other Girl-" Yeah tell me about it"

by BROOM DICK TITS! December 09, 2010

broom dick

My brother was called broom dick.

I am courise Why?

The repetition seems to run in the male sector of the male gender of my family...

Large penis

by anna August 31, 2003