dick bought

When someone defends a man seemingly to the death despite the fact that the man they defend is more than likely abusive, a rapist, a pedophile, an annoying ass rumor mill, destroys people and his own "friends" for his own entertainment, etc. Usually the man that dickboughters are defending is usually a drug dealer and they're afraid to lose their fix.

Dick bought: "He may be a rapist and abuser but, that's my boy, he knows where the good weed at"
Normal person: "Oh, you're dickbought!"

Normal person: "Uh, dude I wouldn't be cool with that guy. He's a pedophile."
Dick bought: *literally foams at the mouth and threatens a normal person's life because "their boy" gets them drugs and had a social standing in high school*

by RedTiger515 September 11, 2021

Who Brought The Dick?

Used when an inappropriate action that someone causes in a group/party/work setting. Whereas anyone associated with that person is a Dick also.

A group of people are hanging out waiting for some beers to come. Two people come in and one is holding the beers. He then goes to put them in the cooler and drops all them and they go crashing down to the ground.

Random Person: Who Brought The Dick?!?!

by Sean (Thrasher/Mag) June 1, 2010