diaperscaler

A gen Z AI engineer responsible for h100 cluster deployment.

Contact our diaperscaler, another gpu fell off the bus.

diaperscaler by The server dude February 13, 2024

diaperscaler

A diaperscaler is a start-up company that strives to become a hyperscaler one day. They typically hire very bright college graduates specialized in ai/ml and crypto. A typical diaperscaler will receive 10-100's of millions of dollars in venture capital to horde Nvidia H100 GPUs and rent them out to eager companies with .ai domains. Diaperscalers often complain about GPU cluster leadtimes and Nvidia pricing. Most diaperscalers lose money when a GPUs falls off the bus. Tech bros love diaperscalers because they share the same passion for high density large scale compute and storage. Diaperscalers make Silicon Valley techbro's relevant and cool once again!

Man, ever since I started working a diaperscaler, these tech bro's are always hitting me up on linked in asking if I want to lower my cost per GPU!

diaperscaler by The server dude March 29, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016