diaper change 

The act of giving a rim job.

We went into the bathroom at Mcdonalds, and this girl gave me a diaper change.

diaper change by clkrum March 16, 2009

Diaper Change 

A proper Diaper Change is performed when your girl is sitting in front of you naked from the waist down (socks optional). You proceed to lay her on her back, hold both of her legs in the air with one hand (as if changing a diaper), and then lick her lady parts thoroughly while keeping her legs suspended.

I can my lady loves her Diaper Change by the way she kicks her legs like a baby when I'm holding them above her head.

Diaper Change by JJReddman January 23, 2018

Change my diaper 

One of the most offense insults you can say to another human being. Pretty much the worst thing that can be said according to Tom Segura

Tom: hey you know what Bryce fuck you!
Bryce: fuck you cunt

Tom: you know what bitch change my diaper motherfucker

Bryce: 😐

Change my diaper by Straight outta Rochester June 8, 2018

Diaper Changer 

An adult male or female particularly attracted to having sex with younger partners, especially juveniles.

Ya'll better watch out for Jared, I heard he's a diaper changer.

Diaper Changer by Freds_son September 25, 2016

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016