dialsuck 

Slang term for dialup Internet. Called so, because dialup sucks, and those who use dialup waste bandwidth when they play online games and slow the whole server down. I call them dialsuckers.

I have to use dialsuck because I can't afford cable or DSL.

dialsuck by SangoHuntress August 23, 2004

dialfuck 

Slang for dial-up internet.

I wish I had cable, but all I have is stupid dialfuck.

dialfuck by h3rsh3y March 14, 2005

dialsucker 

One who accesses the Internet over dialup instead of broadband.

Dialsuckers are easy to frag in Unreal Tournament because of their high ping rates.

dialsucker by SangoHuntress August 23, 2004