dialfuck

Slang for dial-up internet.

I wish I had cable, but all I have is stupid dialfuck.

by h3rsh3y March 14, 2005

scumlord

Landlord who runs basically slums.
Doesn't bother to take care of the plumbing, holes in the walls, floor problems, and the fire escape is to jump off the roof.

"Damn, dude. Our landlord's a scumlord. Check out these holes."

by h3rsh3y September 25, 2006