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Daltman
An amazing, funny, all around great guy whom you have innumerable memories/insiders with and shall always be one of your best friends and can make anybody laugh. someone who is caring and sweet.
Daltman by pebbles1123 February 8, 2010
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george: hey, is the cat alright?
melisa: yes duh, i always take care of her pshh have more faith in me
george: dyltm
melisa: yes duh, i always take care of her pshh have more faith in me
george: dyltm
dyltm by i like that yummy yummy bb May 15, 2017
Don't lie to make friends (DLTMF)
An indivual who presents false information with the intention of deceiving another party and trying to look like a baller or to make himself or herself look good. In many cases done infront of an oppisite sex to try and seduce them.
To lie outrageously or brazenly
To lie outrageously or brazenly
1.) "Artin lies to make friends when he is around mona his girlfriend."
2.) Navid lies to make friends to Arta to excite him.
3.) Asif says: My name is usif Arta says: Don't lie to make friends (DLTMF)Asif!
4.) Converstation form: Nadim says: "My neckalace is $50 christina" Arta responds " Nadim Don't lie to make friends, you don't have $50"
2.) Navid lies to make friends to Arta to excite him.
3.) Asif says: My name is usif Arta says: Don't lie to make friends (DLTMF)Asif!
4.) Converstation form: Nadim says: "My neckalace is $50 christina" Arta responds " Nadim Don't lie to make friends, you don't have $50"
Don't lie to make friends (DLTMF) by Arta November 30, 2005
DFLTFH
A: A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
b: DFLTFH!!!
b: DFLTFH!!!
DFLTFH by jmaidontknow January 2, 2006