dessert bar
A type of a speakeasy with a mixed concept of a bar and a bakery that serves both alcohol and dessert
dessert bar by B294 November 21, 2016
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The Dessert Bar
When you tie a chick naked to the legs of a glass topped table then take a dump on the top of the table and leave her there to be found by her parents or housemates.
I couldn’t be bothered staying at that chicks place all night so I decided to treat her and her parents to the dessert bar
The Dessert Bar by Damo the Leb April 9, 2019
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Dessertarian
A person who only eats desserts, especially for sanity, moral, religious or health reasons. A dessertarian may or may not abstain from the consumption of other foods. A dessertarian is sometimes seen as hangry. Women (and some men) of all ages may practice dessertarianism as a fad diet or when trying to overcome heartbreak.
Friend 1: Have you seen Sarah lately? She keeps posting pictures on instagram of desserts, it's like she eats nothing but sweets...
Friend 2: Yeah I know. She's a dessertarian.
Friend 2: Yeah I know. She's a dessertarian.
Dessertarian by Queen_W May 15, 2015
Dessertarianism
The practice of eating only desserts, especially for sanity, moral, religious or health reasons. Dessertarianism is prominently practiced by women during heartbreaks. A person who practice in Dessertarianism is commonly known as a Dessertarian.
Friend 1: Do you have any special dietary requirement?
Friend 2: Yea, I'm a dessertarian.
Friend 1: What does that mean?
Friend 2: I realised that when I broke up with Peter, the only thing that cheered me up was eating desserts. So I've been practicing dessertarianism every since.
Friend 1: You realised you'll get fat right?
Friend 2: That's future me's problem.
Friend 2: Yea, I'm a dessertarian.
Friend 1: What does that mean?
Friend 2: I realised that when I broke up with Peter, the only thing that cheered me up was eating desserts. So I've been practicing dessertarianism every since.
Friend 1: You realised you'll get fat right?
Friend 2: That's future me's problem.
Dessertarianism by Queen_W May 15, 2015
stove
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky
A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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