dessert bar

A type of a speakeasy with a mixed concept of a bar and a bakery that serves both alcohol and dessert

Lets grab a drink and some cake in the dessert bar

by B294 November 21, 2016

The Dessert Bar

When you tie a chick naked to the legs of a glass topped table then take a dump on the top of the table and leave her there to be found by her parents or housemates.

I couldn’t be bothered staying at that chicks place all night so I decided to treat her and her parents to the dessert bar

by Damo the Leb April 9, 2019

Dessertarian

A person who only eats desserts, especially for sanity, moral, religious or health reasons. A dessertarian may or may not abstain from the consumption of other foods. A dessertarian is sometimes seen as hangry. Women (and some men) of all ages may practice dessertarianism as a fad diet or when trying to overcome heartbreak.

Friend 1: Have you seen Sarah lately? She keeps posting pictures on instagram of desserts, it's like she eats nothing but sweets...
Friend 2: Yeah I know. She's a dessertarian.

by Queen_W May 15, 2015

Dessertarianism

The practice of eating only desserts, especially for sanity, moral, religious or health reasons. Dessertarianism is prominently practiced by women during heartbreaks. A person who practice in Dessertarianism is commonly known as a Dessertarian.

Friend 1: Do you have any special dietary requirement?
Friend 2: Yea, I'm a dessertarian.
Friend 1: What does that mean?
Friend 2: I realised that when I broke up with Peter, the only thing that cheered me up was eating desserts. So I've been practicing dessertarianism every since.
Friend 1: You realised you'll get fat right?
Friend 2: That's future me's problem.

by Queen_W May 15, 2015