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desperados alarm clock

An event occurring at approximately zero four hundred hours when the person sleeping is awakened by the putrid smell of chicken wing flatulence.
Help me, I can’t breathe. At least open the fucking window if you are going to set off a Desperados Alarm Clock.
by Garydog November 18, 2021
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