Desk top

When someone gives you head under a desk.

Friend 1: Yo wassup I just got some Desk top from my girl Ashley!
Friend 2: For real bro? Nicee!

by bannanasoapman March 20, 2020

top floor desk

the top

i been tryin’ my best, i want top floor desk

by supermanomri July 23, 2024

Surfing the Desktop

To look at or browse your desktop files and documents when your internet is down, while either waiting for your internet connection to be restored or if you're just bored.

The internet has been down all day, I've been surfing the desktop in the meantime. I even found some videos I forgot I had downloaded.

by CD3366 September 5, 2011

Desktop popup

Condition whereby male sits at desk trying to hide a huge erection

He received a text from his girlfriend reminiscing about the amazing sex they had had the previous evening which resulted in an awkward 'desktop popup' erection.

by Wheels1 March 14, 2011

desktopper

A student or teacher who hates their life, and cannot become a stripper in the club so they become a stripper in the classroom.

Today I walked past my next class, and I saw a new found desktopper.

by SantaTheHoeHoeHoe December 20, 2016

Desktopable

When spotting a picture perfect image, whether it be moonlight on a lake, or whatever you think would make a good image as a background setting on your desktop (Computer).

Man, that stop sign looks like it's in the middle of the woods! That's totally desktopable!

by Chris_B March 8, 2005

Desktop dumpster dive

When you erase incriminating evidence from your pc, only to retrieve it later from the recycle bin

Dude! She found a titty shot of my ex and I had to delete it! But no worries I will pull a desktop dumpster dive later on.

by El el fetches December 18, 2011