desk rabbit 

Someone who hides under an office desk with out informing the desk's owner that they are there. Being a desk rabbit can have many benefits, one can listen into office gossip, find out who the boss is going to fire next or even look up the secretary's skirt.

Moss: Roy's stuck underneath a lady's desk.

Jen: What, still?

Moss: Look, I know that normally this would be very funny but he's been under there too long for a reasonable explanation. If that woman looks down shes going to assume he's a desk rabbit.

desk rabbit by Poor Leno July 24, 2008

Desk Rabbit 

Someone who is said to hide under desks, in the workplace, whilst people are working, in order to look up women's skirts.

"LLOYD YOU DESK RABBIT! GET OUT FROM UNDER MY DESK!"

Desk Rabbit by Catface's April 18, 2009

Desk Rabit

A man who hinds under a woman's desk long enough that there is no resonable explanation.

When a woman leaves her desk for a coffee a desk rabit will hide under her desk and wait for her to came sit back down at the desk.

Desk Rabit by cokeguy2 October 13, 2010