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its when your cat goes to the moon and desnt bring any sun tan lotion.
lance armstrong eats at mcdonlads during desf.
desf by henery February 18, 2005
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someones cat goes to the moon and dosen't bring tanning lotion.
(talking to someone) I'm sorry i heard about your desf.
desf by bobby May 7, 2005
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Desfao is a meme word. It can be used as an afirmation, urge and even as a question.
Desfao! (do it!)
Eu zic sa o desfaci. (I'd say you should do it)
Te desfaci? (random question)
Desfao. (thats it..)
Desfa berula. (berula is a word used with the word "desfao" to empower the word itself, to give more expresion to the word itself)
Desfao by Kaja1 December 31, 2021
biggest girlfriend swapping village in leicster home to the biggest idiots bull shitters and stupidest people on the planet. once full of pubs now only 1 remains which means that all these idiots and bull shitters are now in 1 place. These idiots generally think they can take on the world but get them outside of desford like newbold or barlestone they roll over like pussy cats. Everyone has done everyones mrs at somepoint in desford and its that normal no one bothers to hide it any more
You slept with my mrs

so you slept with mine

that doesn't count as i have double standards as i'm from desford
desford by di rea February 27, 2011

desfkwfhw 

woifjowhf
woifjwo wejfhiuwfu iwoir iowr desfkwfhw
desfkwfhw by armins February 25, 2021
When you dont get the last donut
theres no more donuts left. Oh desfon
desfon by SHMOOPERS December 2, 2016

desferanza 

a non-fictional duck who is the worst duck/human and will have her neck cut before she reaches the age of 400 b/c we hate her guts and she is a filth bag.
that girl is such a desferanza; she ate all my cake and stole my boy friend!
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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