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desert fox

Known to most people as the nickname for Erwin Rommel, Germany's most celebrated military genius. Actually, "desert fox" is synonymous for a terribly obnoxious, domineering, psycho bitch authority figure. Also, to alert cohorts that the psycho bitch is approaching the premises, one might suddently scream (or whisper, depending on the situation)"desert fox," and then bow his head and stare at the ground.
Oppressed person #1: Did you see that look on desert fox's face earlier?

Oppressed person #2: yeah, when she was reading the announcements to everyone.

Oppressed person #3: guys! desert fox!

Oppressed persons #1 and #2: shit, let's get out of here.
desert fox by phat beat May 1, 2005

Desert Fox

A member of the military that only talks about getting deployed to "The Desert". Usually gets deployed to a very safe area where enemy fire is hundreds of miles away.
Me: Hey, my name is Montey.

Desert Fox: Oh yeah, well I'll be deploying to the desert soon.

Me: Iraq?

Desert Fox: Nah... some safe base in Kuwait.
Desert Fox by abramm24 March 26, 2009

Desert fox

One who pretends to have more knowledge and wisdom than is actually the case. A pseudo-Rommel, in reference to the famed Nazi general.
Desert Fox: I are smarts!

Normal person: Yeah, whatever.
Desert fox by Memphis909 September 8, 2009

Desert Fox

A sexual act involving sand and anal penetration. See: Mexican Apple Thief.
Patrick's ass was sore and he shat sand for a week after his Desert Fox with Alex.
Desert Fox by Aprilx April 30, 2008