derpy turtle

A person who customizes cars or motorcycles. Builder of hotrods

That's a badass ride! I wonder who the Derpy Turtle is who built it??

derpy turtle by Derpy Turtle April 17, 2014

Derpa Turtle 

It is a cryptic that lives in the uninhabited areas of Pennsylvania It is part gerbil and part turtle. It's shell is covered in fur which keeps it warm. It has whiskers and fur like a gerbil and scales and a shell like a turtle. They are quite small creatures that live in wet or muddy areas and hate human interaction. They are called Derpa Turtles because the word derp used as a substitute for speech regarded as meaningless or stupid, or to comment on a foolish or stupid action. The A is added to make it plural to mean they are all foolish they are not the smartest creatures but have managed to survive

Did you hear about the man who was killed by those Derpa Turtles. No that could never happen they are too stupid.

Derpa Turtle by Derpa_Turtle April 23, 2018

dirpy turtle 

The best thing on the planet and it is so dirpy.

Dirpy turtle is the best animal on the planet.

dirpy turtle by Dirpy turtle master January 23, 2017