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Daquavious pork pay 

Revolutionary new form of credit, simply scanning a picture of daquavious pork on any machine known to man will allow you to pay for goods and services

Dequavious Porkpay

Vastly superior to Mousepay and better than FreakBob's Freakpay, Dequavious Porkpay is the most luxurious form of payment available today.
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