Dendrophile 

Someone who loves trees or forests, basically nature.

I m dendrophile, i like trees and forests (nature).

Dendrophile by mannybakshi August 26, 2016

Dendrophile 

A person who fornicates with trees, or is sexually aroused by trees. 1% of the worlds population are dendrophiles.

I fucked a tree branch and it cut up my cunt, the bitch. I hate being a dendrophile.

Dendrophile by Macabre Meagan June 14, 2006

Dendraphiliac 

A person who has sex with trees.

"Hey baby, your roots are lookin' fiiiine"

Dendraphiliac by Phencyclidine May 8, 2005

dendrophelia

The thought or act of having sexual relations with plants. E.g. Tree. Using holes in trees for a vaginal cavity or using small stumps or low limbs for an erect penis.

He is a text book example of a dendrophiliac. She was into dendrophelia.

dendrophelia by brs1986 February 2, 2007

dendrophilia 

Sexual arousal derrived from trees.

Dendrophilia by Promiscuous Corndog © 2002

Written by Bobbert Mackenzie & Jay Best



Today, I humped a tree

I had to pee

No place to go but behind a tree

I saw

A hollow knothole

So I said to myself

I’ll give it a go



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

I humped a tree

Ohhhhhhhhhhh



The cops got me

They had to stop me

They threw me in jail

That’s where you come in

I need you to pay my bail



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail



….beeb

dendrophilia by Killing Kittens October 7, 2004

dendraphilia 

to have sex with trees

john, who is a dendraphiliac, had sex with a knotty pine

dendraphilia by dendraphiliac October 9, 2008

dendropheliac

a person who fucks trees and thy enjoy better than human sex.

dendropheliac by aLeXX March 27, 2003