when you abort a baby so hard that it kills the nearest default making him self implode and cry tears of blood therefore allowing you to summon the demons of celzar and wipe out the human race.
wife: im pregnant
husband: you know what we have to do
wife: what?
husband we have to YEETUS THAT FETUS AND MAKE THAT DEFAULT DELETUS
some 11 year old at home playing fortnite: i don't feel so good
*11 year old self implodes leaving blood and meat all over the walls and his eyes rolling on the floor*
*mum walks in*
mum: HOLY FUCK MY SON MY BOy, OH GOD PLEASE NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
A more sophisticated way of saying yeet but with a lot more exaggeration. A way of saying to yeetsomething at extremely high velocity into the stratosphere and out of existence.
Person1: "Im gonnayeet this can 50 yards away"
Person2:"YEETUS THAT FETUS INTO DELETUS!!"
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.