decocked

When you feel like doing literally nothing all day long except fucking around all the time, even though you got work to do and you are not depressed or unhealthy.

Damn I've got three books to study and I cannot begin, I'm so decocked.
Tomorrow it's gonna be another shitty Monday at work and I'm so decocked I'll call in sick.

decocked by er Moskoni March 14, 2023

defrocked 

What happens to a priest when he is accused and found guilty of touching young children.

Father Julian was defrocked after I accused him of fondling my genitals. He had abused me for 8 years, I didn't know any better. Shame on you Father Julian.

defrocked by J-Ru September 15, 2003

Deadlocked 

Deadlocked is the final and last demon of the main robtop levels of Geometry Dash and is also level 20 in the game.

John: I DID IT I BEAT DEADLOCKED

Amy: how about instead of clicking a mouse you spend some time with your wife and kids.

Deadlocked by turtleboifortnite February 1, 2022

deflicted 

Portmanteau of "defective" or "defunct", and "afflicted".
A derivation from Frank Zappa's 1974 album Apostrophe, on which the Fur Trapper infamously rubs his deflicted eyes.

"Well, the fur-trapper stood there, with his arms outstretched across the
frozen white wasteland, trying to figure out what he was going to do about his deflicted eyes." from Nanook Rubs It by Frank Zappa.

deflicted by Mike September 10, 2003

defucked 

To rectify/resolve/repair a normally unfixable thing or situation.

After I defucked the printer it was working perfectly.
I successfully defucked the car by replacing the engine. (Vella Jurd, 2014)

defucked by ElleJudd November 6, 2014

deflicted 

slang for "messed up"

That bus is very deflicted; it lools like it is gonna break down.

deflicted by Joe Butler February 13, 2004

Deflected 

To be socially rejected; To remain apart from, by request of an individual's aunterage or clique.

"Kid you are totally DEFLECTED!", said Zebulon. "Well you're a total dick fungus!", exclaimed Dorus. "I said you were DEFLECTED, get the fuck out!"

Deflected by Joey Paps July 3, 2005