Loose association of football thugs, British nationalists, petty criminals and out-and-out-racists who claim they're defending the UK from Islamic extremism by going on Stella and Cocaine fuelled rampages through towns and cities with high muslim populations.
Popular songs on English Defence League demonstrations include "Allah is a Paedo", "Allah, Allah, Who the fuck is Allah?" "Burn A Mosque"and "We Want Our Country Back".
The English Defence League claims to be educating the population at large about the threat muslims, sorry, "islamic extremism" poses to "our way of life". They also think that pork products have the same effect on muslims that garlic has on vampires. Unsurprisingly, the population at large finds them to be varyingly rabid, pig ignorant, stultifyingly ill-informed or a combination of all three. Or doesn't even know who they are.
Popular songs on English Defence League demonstrations include "Allah is a Paedo", "Allah, Allah, Who the fuck is Allah?" "Burn A Mosque"and "We Want Our Country Back".
The English Defence League claims to be educating the population at large about the threat muslims, sorry, "islamic extremism" poses to "our way of life". They also think that pork products have the same effect on muslims that garlic has on vampires. Unsurprisingly, the population at large finds them to be varyingly rabid, pig ignorant, stultifyingly ill-informed or a combination of all three. Or doesn't even know who they are.
"Who are that bunch of sorry clowns that closed our town centre down last weekend?"
"What, the ones that look and sound like the National Front?"
"Yeah, that lot".
"Oh, that's the English Defence League".
"What, the ones that look and sound like the National Front?"
"Yeah, that lot".
"Oh, that's the English Defence League".
by EDLULZ March 5, 2011
Common ins sports when one player attempts to keep another player from scoring screaming in the face of the player.
by exponentialhalitosis December 13, 2004
A great way to get out of a traffic offence, particularly if accused of using a mobile phone while driving.
Simon: How the hell did he get away with using his phone with a police car right next to him?
Dave: He used the stained pants defence.
Simon: oh I see! That never fails.
Dave: He used the stained pants defence.
Simon: oh I see! That never fails.
by existangst February 2, 2018
on the 24th of april (national ‘r@pe’ day) anybody who touches you anywhere you don’t feel comfortable you can rips there ears off.
*person touches you in the wrong place* ‘get off me freak oh wait! it’s national self defence day !’ *grabs head from over shoulder and cutely k.os them*
by kloudwithak April 22, 2021
The SDL (Sanyu Defence League) are a group of people that call it their duty to defend all the Sanyu's of the world. iIf you want to be a member of the SDL then all you need to do is know a Sanyu.
by gloveboxjosh December 10, 2019
The Penguin Defense Force (PDF) is a highly-skilled aquatic warfare unit created during the Falklands war of 1982. The unit mainly consisted of a small group of elite operators trained by British Royal Marines.
The Original Role of the PDF was to defend the Falkland Islands alongside the Britsh Troops during the 10-week conflict between British and Argentinian Troops. This unit of men now no longer exists, although members can still be found to this day
The Original Role of the PDF was to defend the Falkland Islands alongside the Britsh Troops during the 10-week conflict between British and Argentinian Troops. This unit of men now no longer exists, although members can still be found to this day
by Writer098787976 February 12, 2021
Someone who can't shut the f*ck up and admit what ever he/she likes is cr*p. Defends things to the last.
People that suffer from this syndrome also have CPOD (can't p*ss off disorder) and SNFD (so not funny disorder). Can be in likeness to Fanboy.
Can be a mainstreamphobic.
People that suffer from this syndrome also have CPOD (can't p*ss off disorder) and SNFD (so not funny disorder). Can be in likeness to Fanboy.
Can be a mainstreamphobic.
Person 1- Hey did you see that show last night, so much better than _____
Over Compulsive Defence Disorder Person- No that show is sh*t, no one with a life would watch that...
Person 2- I would. So would anyone like to go and listen to some Beatles
OCDD- NO! Beatles are rubbish, they cant sing or play an instrument... LOL
Person 1- STFU! SNF! Beatles are the most successful band ever! come dude lets leave this OCDD!
Person 2- Lets go! QUICK BEFORE HE BECOMES CPO!!
OCDD- Hey guys i hadnt finished talking...
2- NOOOO PISS OFF
OCDD- No u piss off
1- OK
OCDD- WAIT FOR ME!
1+2- AHHHHHH!!!!
Over Compulsive Defence Disorder Person- No that show is sh*t, no one with a life would watch that...
Person 2- I would. So would anyone like to go and listen to some Beatles
OCDD- NO! Beatles are rubbish, they cant sing or play an instrument... LOL
Person 1- STFU! SNF! Beatles are the most successful band ever! come dude lets leave this OCDD!
Person 2- Lets go! QUICK BEFORE HE BECOMES CPO!!
OCDD- Hey guys i hadnt finished talking...
2- NOOOO PISS OFF
OCDD- No u piss off
1- OK
OCDD- WAIT FOR ME!
1+2- AHHHHHH!!!!
by mrdeadsexy June 4, 2011