ground defects 

ground effects or a body kit that makes a car or truck look like shit, usually made of cheap fiberglass that doesn't fit too well

My favorite thing about Ricky's Mustang are his sweet ass ground defects!

ground defects by P Holiday September 12, 2011

birth defects 

adjective;Used to describe a dumb person. A decription of someone who is fucking stupid.

Yeah,"birth defects" over there tried to snort baking soda!
Look here "birth defects" you supposed to drive like you got some since!

birth defects by Reason85 February 17, 2014

Galvanised Steel Defects and Causes in Galvanised Coatings-Tanya Galvanizer. 

Hot Dip Galvanizing process is a work that comes with numerous types of defects. Today we will be discussing and explaining the causes of defects and variations that arise in its appearance.
The detail listing for these Galvanised Steel Coating are listed below. Let us get to know about them in-depth.The Following are the few defects in galvanized steel coatings:
1.Ungalvanized Weld Areas
2.Dark Staining Adjacent to Welds
3.Dull Gray or Mottled Coatings
4.Dross Pimples/Inclusions
5.White Storage Staining
6.Ash Staining

Galvanised Steel Defects and Causes in Galvanised Coatings-Tanya Galvanizer.

Galvanised Steel Defects and Causes in Galvanised Coatings-Tanya Galvanizer. by Tanya Galvanizer January 23, 2023

Defecting The Children 

used after one has had a skateboard, bicycle or rail smash into ones testicals, causing great amounts of pain, in some cases vomiting and even "broken balls disorder"

"Mark really Defected his children on that missed double peg"
"My brother defected the children after he tried a gardflip over a rail we spent 4 fucking hours in the hostipal"

Defecting The Children by Torrance Dodge September 4, 2005

self defeces 

Is a tactical countermeasure that involves defending oneself by shitting your self. it is a legal justification for the use of feces in times of danger.

Kid 1 : "Hey, how did you stop that bully from beating you up"
kid 2: "I stopped him by using self defeces"

Kid 1 : "Oh nice you shit yourself to as a method of self defense, GENIUS! "

self defeces by 12many1s November 6, 2014

Autocorrect Defect 

When someone texts you something they wish they hadn't, so they claim it was because of autocorrect - even if the word they say they meant to use is actually a word.

Sarah: Jeff's cock is so big!
Robby: We should break up now.
Sarah: Sorry! Autocorrect! I meant clock! His clock is so big!
Robby: Why would autocorrect correct a real word? I call autocorrect defect!

Autocorrect Defect by autosnorrect June 16, 2011

defectivesnivy 

niger balls

I have got a defectivesnivy

defectivesnivy by xqwertyuicdbsfdkub February 15, 2019