deet deeter 

A redneck's definition for a car alarm remote control.

Friend #1: Damn, I lost my car.
Friend #2: That's all right, just use your deet deeter.

deet deeter by G wood February 13, 2008

Deter Deet 

Deter Deet is the name of any deer that willingly runs infront of your car while you're driving at night. Deter Deet is an asshole.

Dave: "I can't wait to get to wawa. Im hungry for a late night snack"
Stephan: "I'm gonna get some- LOOK THE FUCK OUT!"
Deter Deet: MEEEGGHHEREEGGH!
*car crash resulting in three deaths*

Deter Deet by deterdeet69 June 15, 2009