vaginal decompressant

something, specifically a penis or dildo, that loosens up a tight ass vagina

My vaginal decompressant is working perfectly, that bitch was so loose i could fit a tree in there.

by big pick 20 May 22, 2007

Decompression Sickness

A condition starting from dissolved gases coming out of solution into bubbles inside the human body on depressurization.

"Divers get Decompression Sickness from rapidly rising toward the surface."

by Memes69 May 14, 2018

explosive decompression

to violently lose atmosphereic pressure - usually due to a hole in a pressureised space

i thought i would die when the plane suffered explosive decompression - but my crotch saved the day

by Tom Ivens May 5, 2003

explosive decompression

The result of eating too much spicy (or just plain bad) food. See also starfish drool.

An hour after eating at Taco Bell, I was locked in the bathroom, experiencing explosive decompression.

by Don Wong October 26, 2003

Explosive Decompression

When it feels like you have to take a giant shit, but it's really just one turd and a giant fart behind it.

I rushed home cause I thought I had to crap, turns out it was just explosive decompression.

by TheNoobHunter April 12, 2017

decompression

To relax in hot tub after work.

I need to get some decompression in my spa.

by Kuehlstein January 2, 2018

Decompression Nap

When you wake up from a really deep sleep and have to take a nap before you can get up and start your day.

Similar to a deep sea diver stopping on the way up to decompress in order to avoid getting the bends.

"Sorry I'm two hours late to work. I needed a decompression nap this morning"
"I silenced my alarm clock and took a decompression nap"

by Hobojoe1985 February 2, 2020