To perform a slippery deck you must be having sex from behind with your partern on a hard surface,kitchen floor for ex. Before you cum, pull out and jizz right infront of your gf and then puch her forwards so he slips on the jizz and slides away.
Oh man I gave my gf the best slippery deck in the kitchen yesterday.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)