When you blow smoke up someone's ass and then they fart the smoke into someone's mouth. An A.T.M. Shotgun, if you will.
I almost didn't survive the Debit Hold-up I did last night. Something flew right into my lung, Ted, and the taste was awful!
by D.R. Hart February 28, 2022
by can't stop the shine September 9, 2021
Hey you know Nathan?
Yeah, he's such a dumbshit debits he fell down the stairs yesterday watching pokemon
Yeah, he's such a dumbshit debits he fell down the stairs yesterday watching pokemon
by jamesk12342132 October 4, 2022
by The Air Band! December 28, 2011
A formal way, sometimes mentioned in court, of referring marital sex.
Curiosity:
Apparently lack of sex is enough justification to file for divorce and the the "Conjugal debit" frequency is set to once every fortnight.
Curiosity:
Apparently lack of sex is enough justification to file for divorce and the the "Conjugal debit" frequency is set to once every fortnight.
Given that you have failed to provide conjugal debit to your spouse, we find the divorce request valid, and must rule in their favour.
by vsousa March 1, 2010
denier: Yeah her heads not great, she spends all day on Instagram, wants me to take her on a vacations, and her upkeep is $1,000 a week.
truth: bro, don't she live with her parents too? She is a debit. dump her.
truth: bro, don't she live with her parents too? She is a debit. dump her.
by theHunchSack July 19, 2022
The "Debit Card Game" is a name used for raping children. As a debit card goes in and out, this signals a rape. It can sound very innocent, but do not be fooled.
Family member: Hey, kid! Would you like to play the debit card game?
*The child agrees, following the family member to somewhere very quiet and empty. They get raped and continue the day like nothing happened.*
*The child agrees, following the family member to somewhere very quiet and empty. They get raped and continue the day like nothing happened.*
by Iamnotfunny July 30, 2022