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Death Grip Syndrome

A condition in which frequent masturbation by hand desensitizes the nerves in the cock, thus lessening the pleasure of jerking off.
The best cure for Death Grip Syndrome is a Fleshlight!
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Death grip syndrome

Obsessive masturbation causing desensitisation in the penis.

Only known cure is the voodoo clam
Had to hit that voodoo clam last night to cure the death grip syndrome

Death Grip Syndrome

A condition where a man suffers erectile dysfunction due to holding his...reproductive organ too tightly while pleasuring himself.
Death Grip Syndrome.

...No comment. This IS a real thing, but...no comment.

death grip syndrome

An inability to ejaculate due to either psychological inhibition or through desensitization of the penis from one's hands.
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