dear diary 

Someone who is addicted to MySpace, a social networking website. Also someone who attempts, or reaches 20,000 friends on the social networking website MySpace.

"Man, that kid is so dear diary."
"Yeah I know, I heard he has internet addiction."

dear diary by deardiary October 29, 2007

dear diary 

The words at the beginning of a diary entry written by someone who can't think of anything to write or thinks their diary is alive.

Dear diary... today was the worst and best day of my life.

To conclude, my dearest diary, I spent all day in McDonalds with some chavs.

dear diary by Dan1456 February 1, 2008

dear diary 

An alternate to note to self

Deary diary, butt licka is still gay

dear diary by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

Dear Diary 

used to emphasize the depth, the honesty, the aloofness of a special someone. dear diary being a synonym for them.

"dear diary, how have you been? still no chance of meeting up? I have been busy studying. flora's birthday party yesterday. tired. but term break ahead. time to exhale."

Dear Diary by Krkič February 24, 2019

Dear Diary 

A saying used when things are going ridiculously against your favor; often so bad that it is comical.

The term was coined by the staff at a popular mexican restaurant chain in Newington, NH, USA.

Example 1: *An entire pack of sour cream explodes on the floor and you have to clean it up*

“Dear diary”

Example 2: *You are running late for your appointment, and once you get in your car and start it, you realize you are out of gas*

“Dear diary”

Dear Diary by Harryysonn July 19, 2023

dear_.diaryx 

TikTok User dear_.diaryx, Very fun, But kinda rude gacha user.

Person 1: “Hey have you heard of dear_.diaryx?”

Person 2: “Who?”

Person 1: “That gacha tiktoker”
Person 2: “never heard of them.

dear_.diaryx by Woosh woo September 18, 2021

deardiary 

Popular MySpace user, Also is a guitarist in the powerpop/pop-punk band Casual Wish. Believes in aliens and ufo's.

"Hey, aren't you DearDiary from MySpace?!"

deardiary by IHeartDearDiary October 21, 2007