deadhard

A perk that fell from grace still usable but just use made for this

Person one:FUCK MY DEADHARD FAILED
Person two: Just use fucking made for this

by Averageavocado69 October 13, 2023

deadward

what the popular sparkling vampire of the twilight series should really be referred to as.

edward cullen is a vampire. vampires are dead. dead + edward = deadward.

by suck it twihards December 12, 2009

Dead Hard

To dead hard past the killer but fail 99% of the time and just end up on the ground exhausted.

"Just dead hard better" - Ruby

I dead harded past my divorce but now my wife is calling the IRS for my tax fraud.

Thomas said "just dead hard hard through the killer" and so I ended up on the floor.

by flyingpepegaweevil July 24, 2021

deadhand

The username of someone that is frustrated that the most popular definition is about whacking off.

deadhand wishes he chose a different username, but he can't go back now.

by deadhand October 2, 2018

deadhand

To drop a drink. When a person is too drunk to hold a drink and it slips out. Usually accompanied by merciless taunting.

Lennie was so drunk that he deadhanded his rum and coke. There were shards of glass everywhere.

by ShardsOfGlass December 20, 2009

Deadlard

A fatass bitch motherfucker shit bag, that has no life, and is consider dead.

Hes a low life and a deadlard.

by LAURENLIAEDENADAM March 25, 2007

deadward

deadliest way of karate chopping a "niggah" on the back of neck causing him to ejaculate out of his ass and vomit out of his penis.

ill deadward his dark ass

by edeasy February 21, 2007