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When you fap to a picture of someone who has died.
Person 1: dude, i just deadfapped to a picture of your 75 yr old grandma
Person 2: Ew, what the fuck?
Deadfap by ValChumBro July 26, 2023

Deadcarrius 

A player in the MMORPG "World of Wacraft", who generally adds "dead" weight and is considered decay to a guild. This player is considered a baddie by all means and refuses help from other "good" players. He/She mostly rolls either a Rogue, Death Knight, or Hunter, but fails at those classes. This player is carried by his/her guild though any dungeons or raids that he manages to get in. These players can be quite annoying in Guild Chat.
Good DK: "Dude, Let me take a look at your gear..."

Deadcarrius: "Ive got beast gear bro!"

Good DK: "I see Intellect gems in all of your slots and none of your pieces are enchanted."

Deadcarrius: "Dude STFU, Im better than you anyways noob!"

Good DK: *facepalm* "What a Deadcarrius!"
Deadcarrius by Wolfgang7990 December 9, 2010

deadcrap 

any event (birthday party, party, wedding, funeral, anniversary, etc.) that happened that almost no one gives a shit about.
Thymias: Dude, did you remember my birthday party? It was cool wasn't it?

Verk: No, and I don't gave it a shit about that deadcrap.
deadcrap by Evike August 3, 2011
Proper noun. Extremely good game player. See also menace.
Also a dead cat.
What a deadcat.
deadcat by deadcat June 14, 2004

deadaposthesia 

Auditory phenomenon wherein reading the work of a person with a particularly unique voice or accent causes the mind to hear that person's voice.

This is not unique to famous individuals, as works clearly written with various lingual accents (Irish, French, Pirate) yield similar results.
What's the deal with airline food?

Come on. You know you just read that as Jerry Seinfeld. That's deadaposthesia.
deadaposthesia by deadapostle June 25, 2010

Deadcall 

A storyteller. A man who acts all gangsta and hardcore and likes to crossdress as a punk-rave-girl, but deep down just wants to be hugged.
Person 1: Yo, did you see that guy last night?
Person 2: The one dressed as a girl trying to be cool?
Person 1: Yeah, that busta.
Person 2: Such a Deadcall.
Deadcall by TheStromblaadPseudonym November 25, 2013