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dead-butch straight heterosexual 

The highest level of straightness that a man can obtain. The mere presence of this caliber of pure Man causes womens' clothing to shoot off, turns dikes straight, and makes fags shrivel and weep.
Damn! That guy is one dead-butch straight heterosexual!

Deadstraight 

A way of saying I’m being straight up and deadass
Friend: “you lying
You: “nah bro I deadstraight asked her out”