Demistraights are attracted to the opposite sex physically, but refuse to be in romantic or sexual relationship to any person unless they become deeply emotionally or romantically connected with that specific person. The level of connection it takes for sexual desire to form is dependent on how close the relationship is rather than initial attraction.
Im not Exactly a Demisexual because I am still only attracted to men, but only on a deep emotional level, so I'm a Demistraight
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).