Dead mans

A term used in New Jersey commonly used to swear upon someone’s dead relatives or friend.

“I put it on your dead mans that I’ll give you money.”

by Thelucky1ne November 10, 2022

Dead mans handjob

The act of copulating ones self with a hand that has fallen asleep from lack of circulation

Yo man I woke up with a numb hand today so I gave myself a dead mans handjob.

by Dannybear&Clineq June 6, 2012

Dead Mans Last Laugh

When you roll a dead body over and air escapes out of the body’s rectum.

I rolled a dead guy over one time and the guy queefed right in my face.

Oh dang dude he gave you the dead mans last laugh.

by Narrow.Complex October 22, 2019

dead mans click

where the trigger of a gun is pulled but there is no ammunition in the chamber to be fired.

jimmy aimed at the clay , pulled the trigger and got dead mans click GODAMN-he shouted

by Wh1ttaker January 21, 2009

dead mans cock

A limp penis, someone who can't get hard when aroused

I suffer from dead mans cock, Linda was wanking it for an hour, but it didn't stand to attention

by mitch00uk April 1, 2015

Dead Mans Stand

When you know youre so utterly fucked in a strategy game, you dont even move your units in utter defeat, and watch your units get slaughtered.

Player: Holy shit...I literally cant do anything to stop this.
Opponent: he knows hes fucked, looks like hes gone into a Dead Mans Stand

by Ryanblox September 23, 2020

Dead Mans Hand

2 definitions:

1. (as stated by Wikipedia, the best source to fuck with your teachers): a two-pair poker hand consisting of the black aces and black eights. The pair of aces and eights, along with an unknown hole card, were reportedly held by Old West folk hero, lawman, and gunfighter Wild Bill Hickok when he was shot and killed.

2. When an individual has some catastrophic blackmail on someone else but only chooses to use it as a last resort (loosely based off Russia's dead hand (go look that up))

(second definition defined here)

Person 1: Yo, how did Mark get fired? Wasn't he a model employee?

Person 2: Yeah, but he was fucking with the wrong guy for too long, then that guy recorded him saying some of the foulest fucking shit ever, and then he showed their boss.

Person 1: Seems a little excessive.

Person 2: Well, that was his dead mans hand. He tried to resolve the situation by literally any other means, but Mark just keep pushing his luck.

Person 1: Well, I guess that's fair.

by #1 Vance Joy Fan October 14, 2023