Man A: Hey, assholes. Anybody have any dead soldiers laying around? I'm taking out the trash.
Man B: Oh, got a few here. Hold on while I kill this last one.
Man C: No, fuck off.
Man B: Oh, got a few here. Hold on while I kill this last one.
Man C: No, fuck off.
by Chris Locust June 08, 2009
by The Return of Light Joker January 17, 2010
by jfk April 10, 2004
Watch your step son, there be dead soldiers everywhere .
That nigga lives in da ghetto for real, look under his shoes, a lot of cracked dead soldiers!
That nigga lives in da ghetto for real, look under his shoes, a lot of cracked dead soldiers!
by TheBunk February 08, 2010
Typically used as a joke, a dead soldier is a single turd left in the toliet. To be properly considered a dead solier, the turd in question must be solitary, and this is especially crucial, left with no toliet paper in the bowl. The phantom shitter must leave it behind and seek a wipe elsewhere. The dead soldier is then left for the host to find at a later time.
by teeyodi April 09, 2006
When one's rightly limped penis is wrapped in latex material, and has just released man nectar. Usually before any kind of sexual intercourse. Thus looking like a suited up solider, dead in his own pile of fluids.
Dick: Heard that kid got the dead soldier with Gina.
Clark: Hahaha who the fuck gets a dead soldier when your about to stick it in a fish taco as fine as Gina's.
Clark: Hahaha who the fuck gets a dead soldier when your about to stick it in a fish taco as fine as Gina's.
by b3arded clam April 23, 2010
by Matt Lynch March 10, 2006