dead baby

1.baby that is not living.
2.sensitive subject for cunts.
3.great. insert anytime, any place.
4.fun for all.

You want the dead baby? You can't handle the dead baby!!!

by Mazda August 4, 2006

dead baby

1) a baby that is lacking life
2) a meal (preferably brunch)
3) a sex toy

1) wow, look at that dead baby
2) guy 1: im starved
guy 2: want some ribs?
guy 1: too early...how about a dead baby?
3) last night was long. my roommates had a dead baby.

by zachattack0428 April 12, 2007

Dead babies

Babies are yummy but went they are cooked the best man. You should try it.

Dead babies are yummy

by FANTANMAN January 14, 2020

Dead Baby

A series of jokes that are increasingly popular with angsty teens.

(One of the funnier dead baby jokes)

Emo: Whats worse than a pile of a thousand dead babies?
Normal Person: I'm probably gunna regret this but, what?
Emo: The one at the bottom eating its way out!
Normal Person: *while laughing* Ah! Thats just sick!!!

by MyHeadHurts October 14, 2007

Dead Babies

To refer to seaman, jizz, cum, or sperm.

That white stuff that comes out during the male orgasm.

She sucked me off and let me blow dead babies all over her face.

Damn, dude! Dead babies all over her ass!

I got to wash my sheets and get rid of the dead babies.

by Dann Overboard June 3, 2009

dead baby

1.Dropping really bad farts.

2.Taking a really smelly shit.

a.k.a. Dead children or Dead animals.

"Dude, the bathroom smells terrible, is there a dead baby in here?"

or

"Hey, Did you just kill a baby in there?

Also used are dead children and dead animals.

by barney grumble October 9, 2008

dead baby towel

A rag or towel used to wipe spunk/sperm from off oneself after intercourse

Pass the dead baby towel over please I'm covered in my own cum

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015