dead baby

the target of one of the greatest types of jokes ever made

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage!

by miedracolon December 16, 2007

dead baby

a baby that is no longer living, possibly murdered.

whats 18 inches long and makes women scream all night long? a dead baby!

by chip meadows June 04, 2006

dead baby

1.baby that is not living.
2.sensitive subject for cunts.
3.great. insert anytime, any place.
4.fun for all.

You want the dead baby? You can't handle the dead baby!!!

by Mazda August 04, 2006

dead baby

1) a baby that is lacking life
2) a meal (preferably brunch)
3) a sex toy

1) wow, look at that dead baby
2) guy 1: im starved
guy 2: want some ribs?
guy 1: too early...how about a dead baby?
3) last night was long. my roommates had a dead baby.

by zachattack0428 April 12, 2007

dead baby

1.Dropping really bad farts.

2.Taking a really smelly shit.

a.k.a. Dead children or Dead animals.

"Dude, the bathroom smells terrible, is there a dead baby in here?"

or

"Hey, Did you just kill a baby in there?

Also used are dead children and dead animals.

by barney grumble October 09, 2008

dead babies

semen found in a napkin or dried on the small of yo bitches tramp-stamped back.

one squirt, million dead babies

jill was kind enough to swallow my dead babies, go green save the woods and the trees.

by beckieness August 05, 2010

dead babies

1. A comedy goldmine.
2. A nutritious source of protein and B-vitamins.
3. Great sex toys.

1. Q. What's the difference between a dead baby and a cheeseburger?

A. You don't have sex with a cheeseburger before you eat it.

2. Q. How do you make a dead baby float?

A. Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead babies.

OR

A. Take your foot off it's head.

3. Q. What's worse than waking up and finding a dead baby on your pillow?

A. Realizing you were drunk and had sex with it the night before.

by D34DB4B135 September 11, 2010