dead baby 

the target of one of the greatest types of jokes ever made

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage!

dead baby by miedracolon January 6, 2008

dead baby 

a baby that is no longer living, possibly murdered.

whats 18 inches long and makes women scream all night long? a dead baby!

dead baby by chip meadows June 11, 2006

dead baby 

1.baby that is not living.
2.sensitive subject for cunts.
3.great. insert anytime, any place.
4.fun for all.

You want the dead baby? You can't handle the dead baby!!!

dead baby by Mazda November 11, 2006

dead baby 

1) a baby that is lacking life
2) a meal (preferably brunch)
3) a sex toy

1) wow, look at that dead baby
2) guy 1: im starved
guy 2: want some ribs?
guy 1: too early...how about a dead baby?
3) last night was long. my roommates had a dead baby.

dead baby by zachattack0428 April 18, 2007

Dead Baby 

A series of jokes that are increasingly popular with angsty teens.

(One of the funnier dead baby jokes)

Emo: Whats worse than a pile of a thousand dead babies?
Normal Person: I'm probably gunna regret this but, what?
Emo: The one at the bottom eating its way out!
Normal Person: *while laughing* Ah! Thats just sick!!!

Dead Baby by MyHeadHurts October 29, 2007

dead baby 

1.Dropping really bad farts.

2.Taking a really smelly shit.

a.k.a. Dead children or Dead animals.

"Dude, the bathroom smells terrible, is there a dead baby in here?"

or

"Hey, Did you just kill a baby in there?

Also used are dead children and dead animals.

dead baby by barney grumble January 20, 2009

dead baby towel 

A rag or towel used to wipe spunk/sperm from off oneself after intercourse

Pass the dead baby towel over please I'm covered in my own cum

dead baby towel by mitch00uk March 29, 2015