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the target of one of the greatest types of jokes ever made
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage!
by miedracolon December 15, 2007
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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a baby that is no longer living, possibly murdered.
whats 18 inches long and makes women scream all night long? a dead baby!
by chip meadows June 03, 2006
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semen found in a napkin or dried on the small of yo bitches tramp-stamped back.

one squirt, million dead babies
jill was kind enough to swallow my dead babies, go green save the woods and the trees.
by beckieness August 05, 2010
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1. A comedy goldmine.
2. A nutritious source of protein and B-vitamins.
3. Great sex toys.
1. Q. What's the difference between a dead baby and a cheeseburger?

A. You don't have sex with a cheeseburger before you eat it.

2. Q. How do you make a dead baby float?

A. Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead babies.

OR

A. Take your foot off it's head.

3. Q. What's worse than waking up and finding a dead baby on your pillow?

A. Realizing you were drunk and had sex with it the night before.
by D34DB4B135 September 11, 2010
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a series of disturbing jokes comparing things to dead babies.
Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari.
A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
by Fat Al May 09, 2007
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ill luck, mishaps, bad circumstances.
after the boat started taking in water, they knew it was all dead babies from here on out.
by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004
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