by intrxpide July 8, 2021
A vicious and psychotic pimp. However, he is brilliant. Those things done after his particularly odd school of pimping are referred to as Dazzlean activities. One should not do any of them.
Tom: Dazzle Razzle is insane.
Jerry: No, he is just the Jacques Lacan of pimps
Tom: More like the messiah for psychotic pimps
Jeyy: Okay, I'll concede ground on that point
Jerry: No, he is just the Jacques Lacan of pimps
Tom: More like the messiah for psychotic pimps
Jeyy: Okay, I'll concede ground on that point
by KandyKoatedLips October 30, 2015
The act of exposing one's penis at a party or event (preferably a large one (referring to the penis or the event or both)) and shooting jizz EVERYWHERE. Thus spraying and dazzling everyone at the event or party.
The following is Jake's account of a sprazzle dazzle:
Jake: This party really blows.
Timothy: Very true. Here, imma try to save it. (Hops on stage and whips it out.)
Jake: ...the fuck??? OH! AHH!
(A cannon shot is heard and jizz flies everywhere)
Audience: AHH! EEWW! OHHH! (Moans and groans)
Jake: Well that's the end of this suit...
Random girl: That was dazzling!
Jake: This party really blows.
Timothy: Very true. Here, imma try to save it. (Hops on stage and whips it out.)
Jake: ...the fuck??? OH! AHH!
(A cannon shot is heard and jizz flies everywhere)
Audience: AHH! EEWW! OHHH! (Moans and groans)
Jake: Well that's the end of this suit...
Random girl: That was dazzling!
by Sex Monkey Tree October 12, 2009
Placing ones pubes into someone's phone cover so they stick out and tickle their face when they answer their phone.
I totally pube dazzled Jenn's phone last night after she wouldn't let me feltch her. She didn't know what a pube dazzle was and I said, "but you know what feltching is?"
by pubetastic July 13, 2009
Guy1: Yo guy2 did you get with that hot lady?
Guy2: Oh yeah braski, I got with that hot lady!
Guy1: Well golly guy2 did you "anal dazzle" that hot lady.
Guy2: You know it brah!
Guy2: Oh yeah braski, I got with that hot lady!
Guy1: Well golly guy2 did you "anal dazzle" that hot lady.
Guy2: You know it brah!
by NewDefinesBruh May 12, 2015
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by crou July 21, 2006