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Next Day Bitch

Failure to follow through on promises and/or statements made the previous night as a result of being under the influence of a mind-altering substance.
FRIEND 1: "You ready to do this man." FRIEND 2: Ahhh man, I mean...I thought we were just bullshittin'." FRIEND 1: YOOOUUU next day bitch!
Next Day Bitch by Zerofallacy December 24, 2014

National fight a bitch day! 

May 27th is National fight a bitch day!
Do you wanna fight a whore you have hated the most in this world? Well today is your lucky day because you can fight that whore now!
"Bro there has been so many fights today whats up with these people!" "It because its national fight a bitch day!" "Hold my stuff bro"

bitch day 

Falls on November 15th; a day for all women to celebrate their youth and naughtiness.
bitch day by vioguevara15 November 4, 2013

National Dumb Bitch Day 

On March 26th lands national dumb bitch day, a day dedicated for all those dumb bitches we all hate.
fuck off darline, its national dumb bitch day. A day dedicated to you

National Smack A Bitch Day

smack a bitch who runs their mouth to much or do it for “fun”
Sheila smack her Bestfriend cause it’s National Smack A Bitch Day and because her

Bestfriend slept with Sheila’s boyfriend🤣

This girl just ran up to me and smack the shart out of me

National bad bitch day 

August 5th is national bad bitch day . When all bad bitches just be the pretty bitches they are . So on August 5th go let a bad bitch know it’s her/his day !
Person 1 : it’s national bad bitch day !

Person 2 : happy national bad bitch day pretty !