Daximus 

A Daximus is someone who has a greasy ass haircut who resembles a lesbian with a kinky attitude. (S)he (can’t tell if it’s a unisex name) loves toys and bouncing them around like the balls he doesn’t have.

Daximus stop playing with that stupid fucking toy you sack of shit!

Daximus by hit by a bus XD May 2, 2019

Daxius 

Dax⋅i⋅us – noun

1. A person whose conduct or activity is playful and incites both mischief and joy.

2. Daxius' are often tall, though sometimes short, and have the heart of a giant, but the humility of a midget.

3. One who is a contagious, perpetual optimist.

4. A sexy, loveable man who is both a ladies' man and a man's man. Daxius' often find themselves pursued tirelessly by both sexes.

5. A bad influence who you thank later for a great time.

1. "I can't believe Daxius got us to go bowling naked!"

2. "I was having such a crap day, then Daxius came by with his arms all full of balloons for me!"

4. "You'd do Daxius, too? God that man is hot. (swoon)"

5. "And then I found myself all cuddled up, in costume, on Halloween night, the only drunk girl in a pile of half naked gay boys. Best night ever."

Daxius by Miss Trixie February 3, 2010