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daggone joker 

someone who is way lame, possibly very lazy at work, causes co-workers to all have to work over, then goes to the bar and gives bad vibes to all the women
Man this daggone joker i work with spent at least 2 hours on the toilet today. After he got to leave early, that daggone joker came to the bar and tried to hang with me. I went home alone
daggone joker by Jeff Dailey August 18, 2007
A polite way of saying "Goddamn"
I stepped in the dogs daggone poop.
Daggone by DJ_brad March 31, 2010

Dawsoned 

to imbibe horrendous amounts of booze, which results in you behaving in a manner completely contrary the values you subscribe to in day to day life.
1) Let's get fucking dawsoned so I can wake up on some random couch, wearing a dress, with dicks drawn all over my face.

2) I was dawsoned last night, father, which is why I'm here to confess my sins
Dawsoned by xoxox11A December 8, 2010

shane dawsoned 

someone who has came in and on their cat
Bro, did you hear about Kris? Word is he shane dawsoned (past tense) his cat
A redneck slang word. Can mean anything you want it to.
Look at that daggone dead deer over there.

That party was really daggone good.

Go get me another doggone beer.
Daggone by Biggboss June 5, 2015
Country word enthusiastically expressing disgust and/or surprise. Closly related to "dadgum"
Been pickin' taters all day and still gotta bail the hay...Daggone!!


Daggone!! Thats the ugliest baby I've ever seen!!
daggone by Brad L April 14, 2005