david green
A person with a very small penis. Some say you can't even see it. He's always talking and just needs to shut up
david green by eamonnye69er October 5, 2017
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dovid greene
Male
Loves his family, friends and body. Has a dad bod, loves beards, beers, bears, women, torah, travelling, being american, guns. Someone who is very expressive of their emotions, someone who after drinking enough says these words verbatim “yo, i think i can punch this break this door in half” has a mother and a father. Slightly alcoholic, DEFINITELY NOT FAT. is a responsible human being, goes to bed on time, sometimes (unless she’s dtf,
Loves his family, friends and body. Has a dad bod, loves beards, beers, bears, women, torah, travelling, being american, guns. Someone who is very expressive of their emotions, someone who after drinking enough says these words verbatim “yo, i think i can punch this break this door in half” has a mother and a father. Slightly alcoholic, DEFINITELY NOT FAT. is a responsible human being, goes to bed on time, sometimes (unless she’s dtf,
Yo, that dude, is a dovid greene, he’s like totally definitely not fat and can totally most definitely absolutely break that door in half after drinking enough.
dude i know right, i bet he totally loves your sister
dude i know right, i bet he totally loves your sister
dovid greene by gilush January 4, 2023
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